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# Editor’s Table

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EDITOR'S TABLE,
A WORD WITH RETURNED MISSIONARIES.
There is one request that we desire to make of the young
men who have returned from their missions, and who have
been brightened up in the testimony of the Spirit of the Lord
and the knowledge of the gospel, and that is this, that they
will keep the armor of the gospel upon them and the spirit of
truth in their hearts, and will voluntarily constitute them-
selves missionaries to look after the youth of Zion who are
wandering from the straight path. Wherever they find young
men or young women who are in any degree departing from
the way of life and salvation, let them take up a labor with
them, and if possible bring them to a realization of the con-
sequences which will follow the course they are pursuing,
that these young people, through their faith and efforts, may
be brought to comprehend and obey the truth. If there is
any considerable portion of our young people going astray,
certainly there is a field at home for the labors of those who
are endowed with the Holy Priesthood. Every man who
holds the priesthood ought to be a power in himself in exer-
cising its authority by precept and example in the proclama-
tion of the gospel to the young people of our own land, and
to all as far as possible who sit in darkness; for it is our duty
to preach the gospel for the salvation of mankind.
We were surprised to hear a young man say that during
his whole life (and he was born in the church, of goodly par-
ents, and has been brought up among the people) no man
had ever taken the trouble to come to him personally and
point out to him the error of his ways; no one had ever come

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to him as a friend and as a brother, to reason with him and
to point out to him that the course he was pursuing was dis-
pleasing in the sight of the Lord and would result in great
injury to himself, if he continued in it. Let us say to the
elders of Israel, and especially to those young men who have
been out into the world to preach the gospel and have re-
turned with honor, wherever you see a young man who is do-
ing that which is not right, take up a labor with him. Go to
him personally; and if you do not succeed the first time, go
again, and keep up the labor with him until you can, if pos-
sible, make some impression upon him. Labor with these
young people who are going astray until you can convince
them that you love them and are seeking their welfare; for if
you can convince them of this, then you will have a chance
to do them some good.
We go out into the world and preach the gospel, we en-
dure the scorn and contumely of the world; but we do not
get discouraged because of this. We still persist in our
labors. If a man insults us, we do not cast him off. If a
man shows his ignorance, we do not condemn him, but try
all the more to enlighten him. Thus we keep on laboring
until frequently many of those who have been bitter enemies
to the truth are converted to the gospel or become friends to
the elders and to the cause of Zion. Let us labor as persis-
tently at home as we do abroad. It is a labor of love and of
salvation—a labor that is worthy of the laborer.
A SUPPOSED INCONSISTENCY.
From a young convert in Kentucky we receive the fol-
lowing:
Catlettsburg, Kentucky, August 3rd, 1898.
Dear Sir:
A young convert to the cause of Christ takes the liberty
to address you a question which has given him much trouble
lately. I am deeply interested in the Latter-day work and
know that Joseph Smith was ordained of God, for I can tes-
tify that through the ordinance of baptism and through the

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EDITOR'S TABLE. 845
imposition of hands I received a remission of sins and a por-
tion of the Holy Ghost, sufficient, if I strive, to enable me to
live a Christian life.
Therefore, it is in all kindness and with a desire to attain
to a fuller knowledge of things pertaining to Christ's king-
dom, that I point out the apparently glaring inconsistency
which occurs in the following:
Speaking of a vision of January, 1836, the Prophet Jos-
eph said:
"The heavens were opened upon us and I beheld the celestial king-
dom of God. * * * I saw fathers Adam and Abraham and my
father and mother and my brother Alvin that has long since slept; and mar-
velled how it was that he had obtained an inheritance in that kingdom, see-
ing that he had departed this life before the Lord had set his hand to gather
Israel the second time and had not been baptized for the remission of
sins. Thus came the voice of the Lord unto me saying: "All who have
died -without a knozuledge of this gospel, ruho -would have received it
if they had been permitted to tarry, shall be heirs of the celestial
kingdom of God; also all that die henceforth vuithout a knowl-
edge of it, -who zvould have received it -with all their hearts, shall be
heirs of that kingdom, for I the Lord will judge all men according to their
works, according to the desire of their hearts And I also beheld all child-
ren who die before they arrive at years of accountability are saved in the
celestial kingdom of heaven."
Now the impression from the above is that the spirits of
children and of the honest in heart who have not been per-
mitted to tarry on earth, are permitted at once to enter upon
the joys of the celestial kingdom, where, as I understand it,
exists the fullest degree of glory, notwithstanding the fact that
they had never been baptized nor had vicarious work of any
character performed for them. Now arises the questions:
If the foregoing conclusions are correct (and I see no reasons
why they are not), why the necessity of such vicarious works
as baptism, sealings, etc? "Why are we then baptised for
the dead?"
Will you kindly give me some explanation in a personal
letter? Allow me also to suggest that you place this matter
before the missionaries through the columns of your Improve-
ment Era, for, as you will readily see, an enemy of the faith

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could create from this mole hill a mountain of doubt and dis-
trust in the minds of many honest investigators.
Your younger brother in the faith,
Jesse Workman.
The vision referred to was received in the Kirtland
Temple on the 21st of January, 1836, during the time that
the several quorums of the priesthood were being organized
and endowed with the powers of heaven. The passage of
the Jewish scripture with which the facts stated in the vision
of the Prophet Joseph are supposed to come in conflict, are
the words of Jesus to Nicodemus:
Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot
see the kingdom of God. Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be
born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb,
and be born? Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a
man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom
of God (St. John III: 3-5).
The point is here: Alvin Smith, the prophet's eldest
brother, died when he was a young man, before the new dis-
pensation of the gospel had been committed to his younger
brother. He died without a knowledge of the gospel, and
therefore had not obeyed the ordinance of baptism—without
which, according to the words of Jesus himself, no man can
enter into the kingdom of God; and yet, according to the
vision, Alvin Smith, without having been baptized, was in
the celestial kingdom, together with Adam, Abraham, and
also the prophet's own father and mother. The fact is that the
vision was given to show what would be the condition of tnose parties
in the future; it did not relate to the situation of the parties at
the time the vision was given—January, 1836;—for in the
vision the prophet saw both his father and mother in the
celestial kingdom as well as his brother Alvin, and that
father and mother were then both alive in the flesh, conse-
quently they were not then in the celestial kingdom of God,
nor in company with Adam or Abraham. The father of Al-
vin and Joseph did not die until the 14th of August, 1840;
and the mother lived on until some time after, 1853—so that
the vision relates to the future.

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EDITOR'S TABLE. 847
The reason the Prophet Joseph marveled at seeing that
his brother Alvin would be in the celestial kingdom was be-
cause at that time he knew nothing of the doctrine of baptism
for the dead. It was not until the 3rd of April, 1836, more
than two months after the vision under discussion was given,
that Elijah the prophet came to fulfill his mission of deliver-
ing those keys of knowledge which would turn the hearts of
the fathers to the children, and the hearts of the children to
the fathers.*
The knowledge revealed by this messenger from heaven
threw a flood of light upon the plan of salvation, and showed
how broad and far-reaching it was in its operations, and how
it extended the friendly hand of assistance to man not only
in time but also in eternity. Previous to this, when the
elders of Israel bore record that the gospel and the priest-
hood which administered its ordinances had been taken from
the earth for a number of centuries, and only recently had
been restored through the Prophet Joseph—when people
would ask what became of those neglected through those
ages of spiritual darkness, the only answer was "God is
just;" and they used to sing:
Seek no crop where 'twas not planted,
Nor the day where reigns the night;
Now the sunshine bright is beaming,
Let all creatures see aright.
But after Elijah fulfilled his mission, as foretold in Mala-
chi,f they understood how the gospel could reach those who
had died without a knowledge of it. There was an intelli-
gent significance revealed then in the scriptures which say:
For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that
he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by
the Spirit: by which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;
which sometime were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God
waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few,
that is, eight souls were saved by water (I Peter III: 18-20).
They now saw that while the body of the Son of God
*Doc. & Cov., sec. no.
fMal. IV: 5, 6.

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was in the new tomb prepared by Joseph of Arimathaea, his
spirit had gone to the spirit world, and opened the door of
salvation to those who had once been disobedient in the
days of Noah. This fact adds a significance also to several
passages in Isaiah respecting the mission of the Messiah.
Such, for instance, as where the Lord says of his Son:
I * * will give thee for a covenant of the people, for a light of the
Gentiles; to open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison,
and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house (Isaiah LXII: 6, 7).
And again:
The Spirit of the Lord God is upon me; because the Lord hath anointed
me to preach good tidings unto the meek; he hath sent me to bind up the
brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the
prison to them that are bound (Isaiah LXI: 1).
The Apostle Peter is even more explicit on this subject
in the fourth chapter of his first epistle, than he is in the
chapter from which we have already quoted. He says:
For for this cause was the gospel preached also to them that are dead,
that they might be judged according to men in the flesh, but live according
to God in the spirit (I Peter IV: 6).
We may be drifting somewhat beyond the question of
our correspondent in thus enlarging upon the subject his let-
ter suggests, but we think we are justified in doing so.
There can be no question but what the gospel of
Christ is preached to the dead. Nor can there be any doubt
but what in the economy of the gospel there is some means
by which it can be made available to them. What was the
object of preaching it to them if it be not so? And it has
been revealed from heaven in this last dispensation, that the
manner in which the benefits of baptism is made to reach
those who have died without it, is that an agent here on earth
may in their name and for them receive this ordinance, and
inasmuch as the person for whom this vicarious work is done
shall accept it, it shall be accounted to him as if he had re-
ceived it in person.
That the ancient saints understood something in relation
to this matter is evident from the words of Paul:

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EDITOR'S TABLE. 849
"Else what shall they do which are baptized for the dead, if the dead
rise not at all? "Why are they then baptized for the dead?"*
And why, we ask, if there was no such thing as being
baptized for the dead among the Saints—why did Paul refer
to it in such a positive manner?
Another thing we wish to call the attention of the reader
to. It will be seen by an examination of the passage we have
quoted from I. Peter III: 18-20, that the Son of God went to
the spirits of those people who once had rejected the gospel,
and presented it to them again; they, in the meantime, hav-
ing so far paid the penalty of their former disobedience, and
justice was so far satisfied, that another opportunity was given
them to lay hold of the principles of eternal life. And if those
who once rejected the gospel could have such a privilege,
how much sooner would such a blessing be granted to those
who never heard it, and consequently never rejected it? And
surely all those who have died without a knowledge of it,
who would have received it had it been taught to them, of
right and in justice ought to be "heirs of the celestial king-
dom"—and God in his infinite wisdom knowing all such
spirits, even as he knew Alvin Smith, the prophet's brother,
has provided a means for their entrance into that glory—but
will they get there without accepting the ordinance of bap-
tism, either in person or vicariously? No, they will not.
For the Son of God has said:
"Except a man be born of the water and of the spirit he cannot enter
into the kingdom of God."
Therefore let all those to whom this knowledge comes
take heed to themselves to receive it, and presume not too
far upon the mercy of God, for in these things he will not be
mocked, and those who reject the plan of salvation when it
is taught them, must pay rhe utmost farthing for their folly;
and such parties will find that it is no light thing to fall under
the displeasure of God. At the same time we rejoice in the
justice and mercy of God, when we see there is a means by
which the blessings of salvation may be extended to those
*I Cor. XV: 29.
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who have gone into the spirit world without yielding obedi-
ence to the gospel, and that it is in our power to assist, to some
extent, in so great a work.
THE MAN OF THE WORLD.
George H. Hepworth is writing brief articles of a moral
and religious character for the Sunday issue of the New York
Herald. The articles are brief and appear upon the editorial
page of the Herald. Many of them have been brilliant, and
are of such a helpful character that we sincerely hope they
will be collected and published in book form; for surely they
are too valuable to be lost in the passing away of the current
numbers of a daily paper. Recently he said this under the
caption—"We belong to two worlds:"
"I am a man of the world!" That is your boast. But it is really
nothing to boast of, for you have dissipated one-half of your heritage. Or
perhaps you have never known anything about that lost half. The ideal
man is not simply and only a man of the world, but a man of two worlds.
Until he recognizes that fact and governs himself accordingly he cannot
sing his song with a clear voice or do his own soul justice.
There must be two sides to a twenty dollar gold piece, or it is not gen-
uine. In like manner a genuine life must have two worlds in view all the
time.
This lower world is man's field of action, in which he shows his met-
tle, and in which he not only forms his character, just as a boy learns his
lessons at school, but adds to the aggregate streDgth or weakness of his fel-
lows. If he is ablaze others will light their candles at his fire; if he is
merely cold ashes they will blow into people's eyes and so blind them that
they cannot see the truth.
The other world is a reservoir from which he draws daily inspiration,
patience with which to achieve under difficulties, hope, cheerfulness,
spiritual repose and resignation which sweetens the soul that would other-
wise be embittered.
When a man is only half himself he is satisfied with today, its ambi-
tions and pleasures. When he is his whole self this world is too narrow for
his soul and he finds a peculiar happiness in the contemplation of another
sphere which will furnish him the opportunity to attain his manifest destiny.
It seems very odd to hear a man argue that he is under no obligation to
obey a God whom he has never publicly confessed. He is a man of the
world, neither knows nor cares anything about religion, and therefore
claims the right to do as he pleases.

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EDITOR'S TABLE. 851
Now, it is man's business to know something about the laws of the
world he lives in, and it will not help him in the least to shrug his shoulders
and declare that he does not believe in those laws. The stern fact is that
the laws will act whether he believes in them or not. They are quite inde-
pendent of anything he may or may not believe, and after a while he will
learn that it is very much more to his interest to know what they are and to
give strict heed to them than to ignore them or deny their existence.
He sees this with regard to physical law and is very careful about
breaking it. When standing on the edge of a precipice he may deny the
existence of gravitation, but he will not take the leap and thus show the
courage of his convictions. The law does not care a jot or tittle about his
personal theories. It will do its work in spite of his arguments, and he will
certainly suffer the consequence of his rashness.
The spiritual law is equally rigid, though it acts more slowly. For
that reason some men are deceived. You may not believe in purity of body,
but still the revenges of time are awful. You may ignore all moral prin-
ciples; you may even succeed so far as to make a fortune based on evil
practices, but when you investigate your own character, if you ever dare to
do so, you will be forced to acknowledge that you know little about the
sweetest and most reposeful and joyous part of life, and that you have been
feeding on "the husks which the swine did eat. "
I know of no spectacle more painful to contemplate than that of a man
who has persistently used the world for purposes of selfish gain, ignoring all
obligations of honesty, charity and generosity, and then in his old age sees
himself just as he is—dwarfed, twisted, incapable of holy emotions or high
aspirations; a poor, miserable creature who has lived a mistake and reached
a period beyond which recovery is impossible so far as this life is concerned.
For such a man to see himself just as he is, to measure his own exact
weight, to know vividly how he is regarded by his fellow men, to be
conscious that his example, as bad as it is brilliant, has led scores astray—
that must be a doom too dreadful for words to express. I have heard a
great deal about hell, but that man can tell me of more horrors than I have
ever conceived.
To have your soul take you in hand and show you how you have abused
it, to have some angel paint the picture of what you might have been and
then force you by divine compulsion to compare it with what you really are,
that would be simply awful.
If you answer the charges of the angel by saying that you are a man of
the world the reply will be forthcoming like a peal of thunder:—"You
were not born to be a man of the world, but a man of God." If you know
enough to use this world you should know enough to use it in such way that
if there is any other world you will be fitted to enter it without shame.
No; there is but one way to live, and that is to live justly. The world
is large and wide, but there is no spot where a man can hide from the moral
consequences of dishonesty. A noble character is not created, it is made.
Even on the low plane of pure expediency it is better to be true to yourself

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852 1MPR O VEMENT ERA.
than to be false. You cannot ignore a tornado, you must protect yourself
against it. You cannot ignore God or his laws, for they refuse to be ig-
nored.
NOTES.
It is always best to avoid controversy with two kinds of
people—those who cannot understand and those who will not.
* * * *
Charity is never lost. It may be of no service to those
upon whom it is bestowed, yet it ever does a work of beauty
and grace upon the heart of the giver.
* * * *
There must be a weak spot or two in a character before
we can love it much. People that do not laugh or cry, or
take more of anything than is good for them, or use anything
but dictionary words, are admirable subjects for biographies.
* * * *
Manner is one of the principal external graces of char-
acter. It is the ornament of action, and often makes the
commonest offices beautiful by the way in which it performs
them. It is a happy way of doing things, adorning even the
smallest details of life.
* * * *
We should listen to others not merely to hear, or even
to hear accurately, though this is much, but also to learn, to
test, to judge, to know, to remember, to store away for future
use, to help, to advise, to comfort, to benefit. These are re-
sults worthy of all the efforts we can make to cultivate effec-
tively the valuable art of listening.
* * * *
We do well to honor the mutual feeling of brotherhood
which draws men so closely together, the desire to aid and
comfort and protect which animates so many hearts, the will-
ingness to bear one another's burdens, and to soften one an-
other's lot. Yet we shall also do well to watch, lest in
this general spirit of benevolence we lose something of that
firmness and stability which enables each man to stand alone,
bravely facing his own future and enduring his own hardships.
It is seldom that courtesy obtains a very high place
in the list of desirable qualities. While it is recom-
mended as a grateful contribution to the pleasures of life and
a means of sweetening social intercourse, it is rarely supposed

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EDITOR'S TABLE. 853
to have any more important or valuable mission to perform.
Yet, just as in nature some of the gentlest and most yielding
elements are also the most important, so some of those char-
acteristics which we are pleased to consider trifling in their
nature and limited in their efficacy may have influences and
purposes of which we never dream. It is so with courtesy.
* * * *
The idler is never happy. The time hangs heavily on
his hands. The busy one never notices its flight. Indeed it
seems all too short for the accomplishment of his worthy ends.
He is, too, less liable to temptation than the one who finds
both occupation and recreation a bore. Do your level best
in all times and in all places. You owe this much to your
friends, yourself, and to the higher power that created you.
Then, whether your earthly existence be long or short, you
will achieve as much happiness as the world can offer, and
will be well prepaid for the bliss that has no ending. Follow
the poet Longfellow's advice, and be up and doing, with a
heart for anything.
To take no amusement is bad, for it deprives the mind
of needful rest and recreation; so likewise is it bad to be al-
together given up to amusement, for then all serious objects
are lost sight of. The true plan is to take amusement in
moderation. To be very much in society is sure to cause the
human character to deteriorate, making it frivolous, and inca-
pacitating it for taking abstract and elevated views; on the
other hand, a perfectly solitary life weakens the mind, lays it
open to odd fancies and eccentricities, if not to hypochondria,
and ends in some instances by altogether throwing it from its
balance. The medium here is alone found salutary.
Even in the simplest points of behavior an extreme is to be
condemned. To be excessively gay, in a world where so
many onerous things call for our attention, is wrong; so is it
to be always serious, seeing that the world also contains ma-
terial for much happiness, and that gaiety to a certain extent
is positively salutary.
IN LIGHTER MOOD.
A Chicago man, visiting Cincinnati, was being shown
around by a citizen, who said, "Now let's go and see the
Widow's Home." The Chicago man put his finger to the
side of his nose, and winked, saying, "I won't; I saw a widow
home once, and she sued me for a breach of promise, and

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proved it on me. No, sir, send the widows home in a
hack."
* * * *
A good story is told of the late Chief Justice Cockburn.
He was counsel for the plaintiff in a certain case, and a Mr.
B— was for the defendant. Cockburn called a witness, and
proceeded to examine him. "I understand," he said, "that
you called on the plaintiff, Mr. Jones. Is that so?" "Yes,"
replied the man. "What did he say?" demanded Cockburn.
Mr. B—promptly rose and objected. The conversation could
not be permitted as evidence. But Cockburn persisted, and
Mr. B— thereupon appealed to the judges, who, after a time,
retired to consider the point. They were absent for nearly
half an hour, and when they returned they announced that
Mr. Cockburn might put his question. "Well, and what did
he say?" asked counsel. "Please, sir, he wasn't at home,"
replied the witness without moving a muscle.
* * * *
In a German village there lived a parson and a clerk
who had ofted quarrelled about some trivial matters relating
to church affairs. One Sabbath morning the minister chose
for his text, "and unto him that smiteth thee on the one
cheek, offer also the other;" and after an eloquent discourse,
he proceeded on his way home. The clerk waylaid the
clergyman, and, thinking that the opportunity had at last ar-
rived for avenging past injuries, confronted him, saying:
"Let us see if you can practice as well as you can preach."
He then gave the parson a smart blow on the right cheek.
The clergyman determined to act on his text rather than to
allow the clerk to deride and sneer at him, offered him his
left cheek also, upon which the clerk, thinking the clergy-
man thoroughly cowed, promptly administered a heavier
blow than before. "Now," said the parson, who was a man
of rather large dimensions, "there is another text which runs
thus: 'For with the same measure ye mete withal, it shall
be measured to you again," and suiting the action to the
word, he gave the clerk such a thrashing as he had never be-
fore received in his life, and never wished to receive again.
The squire of the parish, happening to pass in his carriage,
and desirous to know the cause of the scuffle sent his footman
to ascertain what it was about. Returning quickly, and
touching his hat, he said: "Oh sir, it is only the parson and
the clerk expounding scripture to one another."
* * * *
The press of both England and America may be said to
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EDITOR'S TABLE. 855
nearly all of which is of a kindly tone. Mr. W. T. Stead in
his sketch of the life of Gladstone in the July number of the
Review of Reviews tells the following concerning Mr. Carlyle
and the great statesman:
"Mr. Carlyle had small love for Mr. Gladstone, but his
criticisms were apt to be based upon somewhat scanty
materials. Of this I had an amusing illustration in 1877.
Carlyle and Gladstone were then the two gods of my idolatry,
and it grieved me to hear the way in which the Chelsea
philosopher went on about the Liberal leader. "There is
that Gladstone," growled Mr. Carlyle, "who is running up
and down the country talking and talking, filling whole acres
of the papers with his speeches, and never, so far as I can
see, a single wise word in the whole of it." "Really, Mr.
Carlyle," I ventured to say, "I should have thought you
would have been delighted with one of his recent speeches in
which he expressed in his own way the same ideas as those
you have been impressing on me. Do you not remember?
The speech was made only a week or two since." "Remem-
ber!" said Mr. Carlyle with disgust. "Why, do you think I
ever read his speeches? I have never read a word of them!"
Mr. Carlyle was not the first nor is he the last to condemn Mr.
Gladstone unheard."
The following comes from an English publication:
"Mr. Gladstone dearly loved a joke, even at his own ex-
pense, and he possessed considerable mimetic powers. He
was once guilty of an amusing "bull" in a debate on the
question of disestablishment. Dilating on the hold of the
affections of the people which the Church of England had, he
said: "When an Englishman wants to get married, to whom
does he go? To the parish priest. When he wants his child
baptized, to whom does he go? To the parish priest. When
he wants to get buried, to whom does he go?" The house
answered with a roar of laughter, in which Mr. Gladstone
himself joined, adding, "As I am contrasting the English
Church with the Irish, a 'bull' is perhaps excusable."
The following shows that Mrs. Gladstone, too, had some
sense of humor:
"Mrs. Gladstone was going out for a walk. She had got
a short distance from the Castle when a party of visitors met
her. "I say," queried one of them, "is.the old gentleman at
home?" "Yes," replied Mrs. Gladstone. "We want to see
him," said the visitor. "Follow me," was the reply—"I'll
take you to him." So she led the way to the front door,
entered it and called out, "William, you are wanted." "By
," whispered one of the "trippers," "she must be his
wife!"
